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Total Medals Earned: 595 (From
131 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,525 Points
5 Points Transform to Ashura mode!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
5 Points Welcome to Asslevania!
5 Points Reach level 2.
5 Points Don't skip the intro.
5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
5 Points Welcome back!
5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
10 Points Reach level 3
10 Points Reach level 4.
10 Points It takes a lick'n...
10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
10 Points Get a little head.
10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medals Earned: 18/30 (120/500 points)
5 Points Score 1 million points!
5 Points Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
5 Points Reach difficulty level 5!
10 Points Reach difficulty level 10!
Medals Earned: 4/23 (25/500 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
25 Points Bully your own boss.
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/500 points)
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
25 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Bunny Invasion: Easter
5 Points Use a grenade.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
25 Points Get a perfect launch 10 times.
25 Points Squash 100 police officers.
50 Points Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
50 Points Go through the arena without touching the ground.
50 Points Reach past the sky's limit!
100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
100 Points Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (400/500 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
5 Points Level Up once.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
5 Points Defeat the Regular TV crew.
5 Points Kill the N00bs.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)