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and so it began...

Posted by Tim - July 16th, 2007


As I stood at the counter of the local coffee shop at 9:30 this morning waiting for my take-out bagel sandwich, the rest of the office walked through the door. We said "hello" after which they proceeded to look around for a place to sit. I quickly reminded them that the site was going down for the redesign at 10am, as was the stated plan. This remark was quickly shrugged off as they sat down for breakfast. I grabbed my sandwich and returned to the office. The clock struck 10am and there I sat, in an empty office (except for Josh from the Behemoth), as Newgrounds.com came to a screeching halt. Sure, I could have waited 15 minutes for everyone else to get back, but I figured that while it would take hours to complete the launch, we were at least going to start on time. Well, that, and I'm an asshole.


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asshole

no kids, here's what happened:

(us walking into coffeehouse)
Tom - hey tim!
Tim - THE SITE IS GOING DOWN AT 10. BECAUSE I SAID SO.
Tom - but..but tim, we're eating and..can't..can't you wait a sec?
Tim - WHAT DID I SAY TOM? ARE YOU DEAF?
Tom - Tim I don't like your tone, you're fired.
Tim - YOU CAN'T FIRE ME TOM BECAUSE I SAID SO.
Tom - but...I..ok.
Tim - TEN O'CLOCK.
(tim storms out of coffeehouse)

Hey, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Could Tim be Tom's evil counterpart? Sounds like it... Everything worked out? No one got hurt?

Everybody wins.

I'm not Evil, at least, I don't think I am. If you go to the staff page and click correctly, you'll find Tom's evil counterpart ;)

I read both stories at least three thousand times and I must say... Jeff's is way more exciting. Apologies.

Yeah, that fucker.

I like Johnny's story better. All it lacks is something exploding. And women.

Ah, so that's the story, I enjoyed Johnny Utah's addition of the story better ;) It seems more like you :D

Tom: Hey Tim, you gonna finish that mcgriddle?
Tim: Ten O' Fucking Clock!!!
Tom: Yes sir...
Tim: That's right bitch.

Good story, ain't it great that one of the few things all humans have in common in personalities, is we all like screwing other people over.

Wow Tim, way to stay on time. :P I would've took my sweet time, but hey, it's not me incharge of the site... O.o

Well thank fuck you didnt keep us waiting ey?

What happened to the sandwich?!!!

It was scrumptious.

ds is now my favorite website

Tim! how you you... For shame..

Funny to think about the 2007 redesign now... :P

So this was how it all started...